Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Don't Go There

Going to break with my usual rule of no friend stories. This exchange was priceless. KC was trying to straighten out the oriental rug runner in my entryway tonight. He put one foot at each end and almost went into the splits.

Damien: Ah, you're trying to do a David Lee Roth.

Me (to KC): I want to see you in those pants!

Damien: Those assless chaps?

BRAIN WAVES CEASED

KC: They're called "bottomless chaps".

KNEES COLLAPSED

Damien: No, assless chaps.

KC: Bottomless chaps.

Me: I meant the parachute pants! (from the Might As Well Jump video)

1 comment:

notkevin said...

Actually, I said butt-less chaps :)