Monday, March 27, 2006

Why Logging IM Conversations Is Bad

... could also be called "Why My Friends All Give Me Strange Looks". I actually sent this tonight:

"The moral of the story... you want a bear, soak a tampon in beef fat".

Sunday, March 26, 2006

What You Biatches Missed!

I mean that affectionately of course! Friday included a line up of my favorite places. We started with Cafe Sevilla. The Food TV network was there filming. Mom, Matthew and I split tapas, while KC had a skewer of shrimp. The Dizzy's show was really enjoyable. We followed it up with MORE dessert.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Barry 'N Barbara: A Sign of the Apocalypse

If I was the kind of DB that watched American Idol, I would have noticed something disturbing last night, er... I mean whenever it happens to be on. Barbara Walters (Wawa) and Barry Manilow (Barely Man Enough) look like twins! He seems like a very sweet man and I feel a little bad mentioning this. Judge for yourself:

I can only guess that they have the same plastic surgeon.

This is just a randomly disturbing image of Barry for your amusement. I love that the image has the keyword "Chicagocrotch" (hurl):

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Visions of Hummus Utilikilts Danced In Her Head

After late night studying comes late night snacking. Even though I'd baked chocolate chocolate chip muffins earlier, they didn't look appealing. Settled on pita bread and garlic hummus. I know this is going to give me nightmares. Garlic before bed sounds like an intuitively bad move.

If the hummus doesn't get me, the utilikilt site surely will. I've seen a couple guys wearing these around campus. I thought they were in a club, but this makes me unsure. It sounds like a man's lib movement. I don't know why anyone would elect to wear skirts if they didn't have to. Skirts are for big women who can't fit into pants and for skinny women who's thighs don't rub together. The rest of us only wear them to look good. This is probably my favorite pic. What's a bear with *no* pants or skirt gonna say to you?!