Visions of Hummus Utilikilts Danced In Her Head

After late night studying comes late night snacking. Even though I'd baked chocolate chocolate chip muffins earlier, they didn't look appealing. Settled on pita bread and garlic hummus. I know this is going to give me nightmares. Garlic before bed sounds like an intuitively bad move.

If the hummus doesn't get me, the utilikilt site surely will. I've seen a couple guys wearing these around campus. I thought they were in a club, but this makes me unsure. It sounds like a man's lib movement. I don't know why anyone would elect to wear skirts if they didn't have to. Skirts are for big women who can't fit into pants and for skinny women who's thighs don't rub together. The rest of us only wear them to look good. This is probably my favorite pic. What's a bear with *no* pants or skirt gonna say to you?!