Screw Babelfish

I'm not going to use Babelfish until they add "English to Esparanto"!

I Care About Flossing

I must be old.

Pontius MacPilate

was born in what is now Scotland. Who knew?!

I'm Sure Someones Kidding Around...

This week's health news contained two great tidbits. First, women with big hips - with fat on them - live longer. Now if I could get some of the bad fat off of me - but wait there's more...

People who laugh 15 minutes per day can expect to burn up to 4.4 lbs in a year. I knew laughing was good for you, but now I have extra reason to be silly.

More on Shy Pee

How sad is my life that I find this so interesting? This sounds like a terrible thing to have. Some cases are so bad that the people learn how to insert their own catheters.

The workshop involves practicing peeing in public :O.

Embarrassing Myself

I used to worry that if my friends read my blog, they might think I was weird. I am realizing I embarrass myself a lot more in person than I think I do here.

Shy Whistling Pee

I am so thankful that I don't have shy bladder syndrome, but I think I've stumbled upon a new variant of it. I was in the bathroom yesterday, minding my own business, when someone came in to use the mirror. She was whistling really loudly. It was akin to the Pokemon cartoon that caused all of those seizures, except it was whistling and the outcome was a time-out for my bodily functions. I sat and waited hoping she would finish and/or leave with her whistling lips. She did finally stop whistling, but it was only because she got a call on her cell phone (which of course had a totally irritating ring tone). She then proceeded to start talking really loudly. I could also hear the other side of the conversation. This urgent call that she took in the bathroom was about how her friend wanted her to wear her hair in two pony tails!! Out of pure irritation, I flushed the toilet, in hopes of shaming her into cutting the call off. I finally gave up. She was still putting makeup on when I left.