I accidentally found the Google group related to everything from the band KISS. I particulary like the thread about "great" KISS lyrics. Best excerpts:
"Stanley the parrot....just doesn't know which....way is down."
"I'm gonna dance all over [smitty's] face..."
And this CAN'T be a lyric:
"That what wesley cries when genie podgers his loose ass. "
At least some fans can admit the cheesiness that is KISS:
>but stuff like "she's a dancer, a romancer, i'm a carpricorn and she's a
>cancer", or "when i saw you comin' out of school that day....", make me
Oh lord, help us.