Thursday, August 11, 2005

Fired for "Sharting"

Simply Fired is holding a contest for the biggest loser story about getting fired. I vote for this guy who got fired for "sharting". Here's a tidbit:

As I abruptly got up to head to the restroom for a little post-shart clean up duty, Mr. Nazi Manager Guy stopped the meeting and said "sit back down". I told him I just needed to visit the restroom for a quick second. He said "either sit back down or you can just keep walking!".

or this one (also about poop sorry). Best quote:

"Now son. You can't be dropping Scooby snacks wherever you please..."

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